• A person wearing black and white zebra-print baggy skate shorts, a yellow shirt, white socks, and black sneakers, photographed against a plain white studio background.
  • Black and white zebra print baggy skate shorts hanging from a metal clothesline against a white background.
  • Zebra-print baggy skate shorts with a black and white pattern, hanging from clips on a metal clothing rack against a white background.
  • Close-up of black and white zebra-print baggy skate shorts featuring a front pocket with a visible square patch logo that reads 'Limpies'.
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Zonkey "The Original Limpies Baggy Skate Short" Made in USA

Zonkey "The Original Limpies Baggy Skate Short" Made in USA

$59.95 USD
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Ever been to TJ and taken a picture with the donkey painted like a zebra, donned in a sombrero, maybe too hammed to remember, or just don't wanna admit it? We found the pattern, accepted its fate, and turned it into the Zonkey.

You can either pretend that photo never happened or double down. Here's your chance. 

From the 1st generation of late 80's street skating & known by many an OG as the first baggy skate pant, yes i said 1st baggy skate pant. We're proud to re-introduce "The Original Limpies Baggy Skate Pant". Simple, comfortable, & still baggy as you wanna get, size em up or down, runs large naturally.....

  • Small batch run
  • Lightweight End-roll fabric
  • Drawstring waistband
  • Baggy with tapered leg
  • Made in San Diego, USA

 

DISCLAIMER “The Original Limpies Baggy Skate Pants and Shorts,” Made in USA, may feature minor marks, smudges, paint specks, or light stains due to the use of locally sourced surplus and end‑roll fabrics to accurately replicate the original late‑80s Limpies construction. No tears or biological contamination guaranteed.

 

Baggy fit for maximum comfort, these are an updated take on the original Limpies pant. As a part of our "Soft Launch" there are currently no returns or exchanges.

Size Chart

Model shown is 6'-3" wearing size L-XL.

Note: Limpies run large naturally, so size up or down for your preferred bagginess. The size label refers to the pant size, not the body they cover.

Pant Size Chart

Our pants & shorts are meant to fit a wide range, loose/baggy and naturally run large. Like ’em big and baggy → stick with the chart. Want ’em more pulled‑in → go one size down. Either way, they’ll fit — the cinch webbing + elastic waistband handles it.

Inseam - "How the Leg Fits" - *varies by height + how low you wear them.

S/M (Small / Medium)

Waist: 29–34" (Smaller humans or less baggy more pulled in)

30" inseam / leg length: Hits at shoe

32" inseam / leg length: Slight stack

M/L (Medium / Large)

Waist: 32–39" (Best all-around loose/baggy size for most humans)

30" inseam / leg length: Hits at shoe

32" inseam / leg length: Slight stack

34" inseam / leg length: Full stack

L/XL (Large / Extra Large)

Waist: 36–42" (Large humans or Max Swag)

32" inseam / leg length: Slight stack

34" inseam / leg length: Full stack

\Leg length effect varies by height + how low you wear them. *


Fit Notes

Pants & shorts are loose/ baggy and naturally run large

Like ’em big and baggy → stick with the chart.

Want a more pulled‑in fit → go one size down

Either way, they’ll fit — cinch webbing + elastic waistband handles it

Choose wisely, choose Limpies

Details

Friends & neighbors, these are NOT a replica of the original Limpies pant design. That was the plan, but thru a lot of R&D we ended up with a pant that just feels right, stays up, and rides hard all while staying true to the original Limpies comfort like you’re wearing nothing.

  • Classic Limpies back pocket with OG label.
  • Made from either surplus military, designer, or random locally found fabrics.
  • Faux Fly (no zippper needed)
  • No side-seam that restricts your movement.
  • Double stitched in-seam and crouch to prevent blowouts.
  • Nylon webbing waistband with ½” Plastic camlock to hold in place.
  • Deep and easy front pockets.

Care

Proper care of your LIMPIES is the key to their longevity. A long life means more hours of unmatched comfort, mind-at-EZness and an all-around state of chill.

  • Machine wash in cold water 
  • Hang dry, or just take it easy with the dryer
  • Do Not Iron

Oh yes! Beware of imitations! Denounce the scums! Insist on genuine LIMPIES, the baggiest, damn comfy pants, again.

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still baggy but

updated

We've redesigned the originals to be straight-legged but kept the wide waist for ultimate comfort. Like before, there's no seam on the outer leg but the in-seam is double stitched to prevent blowouts.

buckle up and

get waisted

We moved on from drawstrings by adding a small buckle that locks down on a durable nylon waistband.